If you haven’t downloaded the eBook of Don’t Lick That! yet, head over to Amazon now, because today is the last day for the free promotion. Tomorrow, the price will skyrocket up to the wallet-breaking price of $2.99. (If you don’t have a Kindle, you can download the free Kindle app for your phone to read the book!)
If you enjoy it, don’t forget to leave a review on Amazon and/or Goodreads! Word-of-mouth is crucial for a new author.
And, if you want to record the wacky things your kids do, pick up the journalTimes My Kids Weren’t Little Heathens. Aaaaaand, if you have a child who is obsessed with road signs like Baby Girl, I also created a coloring book. (I’m not kidding about the obsession. At Thanksgiving, she said she was thankful for signs. She also put road sign themed everything on her Santa list. I think a post about that may be forthcoming.)
If I don’t put up another post before December 25, then Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays to you and yours!
A while back, I wrote about Baby Girl’s tendency to draw on things that aren’t coloring sheets/blank paper. We never had that problem with Little Man. The girl, however, used many things in our house as her canvas. The wall, the floor, the door to her room, etc. were all used for her drawings. She also drew on the table and some of her toys.
And then there are the books.
As a former English major/English teacher/bibliophile, I’m all about the books. With the exception of LEGOs, we have more books than we have of any other item in our home. We have hundreds spread throughout the bookshelves in our house, plus I have a couple of totes full in storage that I don’t have room for inside. Once someone helping clean our house for a holiday party commented that I had too many books (after I had donated some), which wasn’t well-received.
Books are my weakness. I love going to thrift shops and looking for books. Once I found a book by one of my favorite authors — Chris Crutcher — and it was signed. Glorious day! Occasionally I’ll find books that are duplicates of books I already have, but I feel like I have to buy them anyway, because I don’t want them to be neglected and lonely on the shelf.
I may have a problem. Aside from making my house a tinderbox of sorts, it’s not the worst problem to have, though.
Kind of went off on a tangent there. Oops.
Our books were often used in Baby Girl’s art. She scribbled in her books, some of our regular books, and even parenting books. One of my discipline books has scribbles in it. (As annoying as her drawing in books was, that one was pretty hilarious.)
She’s four now, though, and aside from accidentally going off of her coloring pages, she had stopped drawing on things she wasn’t supposed to draw on.
Key word in that sentence: had.
Last Saturday, I was taking a nap when my husband came and woke me up. He had the girl in tow.
“She drew in your book,” he told me.
I sighed. “Okay.”
He’s waking me up for this? Ugh. I want sleep. I want to stay nestled in my warm blankets. Leave–
And then my train of complaint thoughts was interrupted.
“Wait — which book?”
My collectible books — including a few that are over 100 years old — are out of her reach, so I knew it couldn’t be those. That left only one book that would be worth waking me up over — my book. The one I’ve been mentioning for the past few months on this blog. My labor of…well, not love, because I didn’t exactly enjoy creating it after the 1000th hour, so just my labor.
Yep, my book.
He handed me the book. Baby Girl was smiling and couldn’t have looked more pleased with herself. Here’s what I found:
Something with blond hair and legs on one page and “Mom” written on the other. She quickly explained/bragged:
Dammit. How freaking sweet is that?
My frustration went away very quickly. She got a big hug for personalizing my book (as well as a warning not to personalize anymore of them, because I want to sell them). Considering that there is actually a story in the book about the little graffiti artist, that will make the book graffiti even funnier when she gets older.
What has warmed your heart lately?
So, a couple of new book things–
First, I have released companion journals to Don’t Lick That! called Times the Kids Weren’t Little Heathens. You can use them to record funny stories and one-liners from your kids. The journal for parents of multiple kids can be found here and the journal for parents of only kids can be found here.
Second, if you have Amazon, you can download the eBook for FREE starting today through December 22. If you don’t have time to read it now — and I doubt many do, considering the season of chaos is upon us — you can download it to read later. Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays!
(And if you already purchased the book and this doesn’t count as a gift for you, then email me your address and I’ll pull a Wet Bandits and rob your house send you a personalized dorky Christmas card if you want, glitter-free, because I’m cool like that.)