One of my mottoes is to “find the funny.” No matter what life throws my way, I feel like if I can find the humor in a given situation, then I can deal with it better. From what I can see on Facebook and Instagram, I think a lot of y’all feel that way, too. Take the coronavirus (or COVID-19, if you’re fancy). It’s awful, no doubt, but a lot of the memes that have resulted have lightened the mood in some moments. And we need that right now.
A fellow blog friend wrote a post mentioning upping her post count because the world needs more humor in it with all that’s going on. And that struck a chord. I had been thinking about making a new post on this blog for a while now (and I’ll get into the details of where we’ve been and what we’ve been doing in a new post), and her words made me realize that I should stop thinking about it and just do it.
(No, Nike isn’t giving me anything for saying that. And also, Nike, please don’t sue me for saying it, because that would suck.)
There might not be much I can do for folks, but I can put a little humor out there again. Or try to anyway, at least while we’re cooped up.
For my first post back, I’m reposting. I know that seems like cheating, because here I am talking about putting more humor into the world, yet I’m recycling something. Get out the pitchforks! 😉 I absolutely plan to post some new content in the next day or two, but part of my plan is to also include a couple of reposts per week. Some of these posts will be two or three years old, so that’s probably enough time for them not to be too fresh. (Unless you’re my daughter, who remembers every word anyone said ever.)
Here is one of the top posts on my blogs, which was posted in July
2020 2018, Parenting Music. (My husband read this and congratulated me on posting in the future. I was confused, and he pointed out that I said I originally made the post in 2020 instead of 2018. Oops.)
I know what y’all are thinking — “Not another post about Daddy Finger!” No worries. When I wrote that title, I absolutely was not referring to the crappy songs that we parents have to listen to. Not even a little.
Instead, I’m thinking more along the lines of “Songs I’ve heard before that I never thought could relate to parenting, but actually do.”
And that is a mouthful for a title, so I went with Parenting Music.
There are a lot of songs that take on more of a deeper meaning when you have kids. Some of those are sappy, and we don’t do sappy on this blog (well, at least not today), so I’m focusing on the songs parents can relate to in more of a “This totally sums up parenting” way.
NO DOUBT – DON’T SPEAK
When certain individuals have talked for 20 minutes straight about Minecraft and I feel like my head is going to explode, this song applies. When other individuals have talked nonstop about which character from The Incredibles or Peppa Pig they want to be, or like the best, or want for Christmas or…you get the idea…this song applies. And when other individuals talk nonstop about Microsoft Excel and spreadsheets and Pivot tables, this song applies. Oops, the last one goes to my husband and not the kids, but still — DON’T SPEAK!
I know just what you’re saying
So please stop explaining
Don’t tell me ’cause it hurts
It really does hurt. My head. It hurts my head.
DMX – PARTY UP
This should be every parent’s anthem. It’s perfect for any situation where the kids are acting like little heathens and you want to express how they’re making you feel without letting loose a string of cuss words.
A little side story to this one — before a few months ago, I didn’t know who sang the Y’all Gonna Make Me Lose My Mind song (as I called it) or any of the lyrics beyond the chorus. At any rate, I knew the chorus for some reason, which I sang whenever the kids did something that made me want to drop four-letter words.
Little Man took a liking to that song, and I’m pretty sure he intentionally pushed my buttons at times to get me to sing it. Anyway, one day he asked about the song, and I told him that I didn’t know all of it and offered to look it up on YouTube for him. I typed in “Y’all gonna make me lose my mind” on YouTube, clicked an official looking video, and went back to whatever I was doing when my husband came in and about had a cow when he realized what LM was listening to.
Well, no, of course not, but based on those few lines in the chorus, how bad could it be?
He told me to pull up the lyrics. I did. Yikes.
STING – I’LL BE WATCHING YOU
Y’all know how it is with kids. They are constantly eagle eyeing you, especially when you’re trying to sneak a cookie after you’ve told them no more junk, or are trying to check your texts after you’ve declared screens banned for the rest of the day. It doesn’t stop there with my kids, though. They’re straight up little stalkers. It doesn’t matter whether I’m on the toilet, asleep, or brushing my teeth, someone is usually there watching me.
It gets straight up creepy at times.
Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every poop you take
Every curse you make
I’ll be watching you
No, I’ll Be Watching You didn’t need a rewrite at all to be declared a parenting song, but I tweaked it anyway.
MC HAMMER – U CAN’T TOUCH THIS
What is it with kids touching everything? Even older kids can’t keep their hands off shit. Stop touching my phone, my snacks, and my toys.
Stop grabbing my tampons, my shampoo, and my pens. For the love of God, not the pens! I am very particular about the kind of ink pens I use (I prefer the Zebra stainless steel fine point pens or the Pilot Precise V5 pens), and they are always putting their grubby little fingers on them, which means they get lost. Don’t touch this!
Maybe if I adopted some of MC Hammer’s dance moves and sang out “You can’t touch this!” they’d be more inclined to stop. At least the older one would out of embarrassment, I hope.
DESTINY’S CHILD – SAY MY NAME
They say “the” is the most commonly used word in the English language. All parents know this isn’t the case when it comes to kids, though. Some variation of “Mom” or “Dad” is used at least ten times as much as “the,” and while it is often said in a way that can make your heart melt, it can also be said in a way that makes you die a little inside.
Say my name, say my name
The kids are always around you
Saying “Mama I need you”
Won’t you play another game
Say my name, say my name
Don’t say my name! Especially when you do it in a Feeny Call sort of way!
BONUS: BACKSTREET BOYS – I WANT IT THAT WAY
I don’t know which is worse, this song or the kids demanding to have everything Burger King style, but either way, the song is relevant.
The ultimate parenting version of the song:
Tell me why
Ain’t nothin’ but a headache
Tell me why
Ain’t nothin’ but a migraine
Tell me why
I never want to hear you say
I want it that way
A) What’s new in your world?
B) What song would you dub a parenting song after having kids?
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