Open House Bingo

Remember the Parenting Drinking Game? The one where we got to take drinks for things like the kids tattling or fighting?

Well, now there’s Open House Bingo! Simply keep this bingo card on hand and mark off squares for when certain events happen at Open House Night. At the end of the evening, you get rewarded depending on which bingo pattern you end up with. This game is guaranteed to make dealing with crowds, dodging sign up sheets to volunteer for doing all the things, and ignoring passive aggressive comments slightly less painful.

(Assuming you don’t have superhero vision, you can open this image in a new tab or zoom in to read the small words.)

(In case it isn’t obvious…you’ve got any five in a row, five diagonally, an X, four corners, and full card. For the love of God, if you get the last one, get the hell out of there.)

Based on past Open Houses, how do you think you’d do? Is there anything you’d add to one of these squares?

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Author: Erika

Iโ€™m a SAHM to two kids. When Iโ€™m not doing all the typical mom things (diapers, soccer, etc.), I like writing, reading, and playing games. Clearly I live the life of a rock star.

20 thoughts on “Open House Bingo”

  1. A) Where were you when I was actually attending open houses. B) I would only have been saved from the last one because we had no Twitter, Facebook or Instagram when my kids were in school. Very funny Erika, thanks again for reminding me how glad I am this phase of life is over for me ๐Ÿ™‚

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  2. I am bringing this everytime we go to a school function next year ๐Ÿคฃ there should be a separate one exclusively for dads. Things like “wife made me come alone” “wife made us get here too early” “wife bribed me with … to come” “wife made me come and pay for dinner” “wife whisper yelled at me to stop looking at my phone” “wife made question divorce” ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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