Future Mean Girl?

Baby Girl is the most precious little girl that walks the earth. Sometimes. Other times, I could swear that she is a Regina George in the making, just without as much pink.

For a three-year-old, the comments she makes can be straight up savage sometimes.

Remember this from the Yo Mama post?

Brutal. She was making a joke, of course, but still…damn.

This is from when I picked her up at preschool recently:

Gee, thanks.

Baby Girl has also been trying to trim down the family lately. She got mad at Little Man one night while we were in the car — over what, I can’t remember, but it was minor — and she went off on him.

Goodwill? We about died laughing. But at least she didn’t tell him, “I not like your face” or “I’m going to die you” this time. (We really, really hope what she meant with that one was that she was going to take out his batteries, since that’s what we always tell her when the remote or something isn’t working, that the batteries died.)

My husband was also kicked out.

At the time, she wasn’t angry at all. She just mentioned that her dad needed to leave one day. She was quite insistent with that, too, and it was all said with the sweetest voice. I later found out that she didn’t want him around anymore because he used Google Home. So far I haven’t been kicked out of the family, but I’m sure my time is coming.

I didn’t doodle it, but BG also recently told me that she was leaving and not coming back. She planned to go live with new parents because she didn’t like any of us anymore. This was after she was fussed at for not cleaning her room. She later changed her mind.

And then there is this…

Little Man was pretty ticked over this, poor kid.

So now you see what we’ve been dealing with. Future mean girl? I hope not, but right now, she has as much of a filter as Sophia Petrillo.


I got my cochlear implant two weeks ago. The surgery went well and the ear is healing up nicely. The implant will be activated in a couple of weeks, so hopefully that will go well.

Also, I hate that I haven’t been able to keep up with reading blogs much or posting on this blog, but I started a new job in December and haven’t had a lot of free time. Sorry! Maybe one of these days I’ll be able to juggle everything as well as I’d like, but not today. 😉

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Author: Erika

I’m a SAHM to two kids. When I’m not doing all the typical mom things (diapers, soccer, etc.), I like writing, reading, and playing games. Clearly I live the life of a rock star.

23 thoughts on “Future Mean Girl?”

  1. My little girl (not so little anymore at 11) has a laser focused brain and can blurt out comebacks that stump even me. I’m concerned that discipline will become a battle of who can be more sarcastic so as to shut the other one down. I still recall the time that someone asked her if her curls were real and her response was “What the hell lady?” and proceeded to walk away. The look the lady gave me was classic and I wish I’d snapped a picture, lol.

    Congrats on the job and fingers crossed the implant gets fired up without any complications.

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  2. Congrats on the new job! I’ve been working every day (substituting) so I haven’t had much time either. Kids can be brutal. I know Bang has shot a few nasty comments at Crash (and myself). His latest “I don’t care about you any more!” (after getting fussed at for not getting ready for school).

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