Like a lot of kids, Little Man has a love-hate relationship with school. He usually enjoys going — and often comes home excited about the things he got to do — but is less than thrilled with other parts. Namely having to get up in the mornings, staying for seven hours, and going for five days per week. (Half days two or three days per week is what he thinks would be suitable.) Oh, and the homework — he hates that, too. He considers it a form of medieval torture, and in kindergarten — when he’d come home with an hour’s worth of homework that required cutting, pasting, and coloring — I didn’t disagree.
During a complaint session back in first grade, Little Man gave us some interesting reasons for why he shouldn’t have to do the school thing.
You can’t say that the kid doesn’t have his priorities in order — Hulk DNA should definitely trump working on handwriting.
What are some excuses your kids (or you as a kid) came up with to try to get out of school?
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(laugh) Well yah, who doesn’t want to work on those things.
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His logic is ironclad. You’re definitely going to be in for it as he gets older!
Doree Weller
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Haha for real. Hopefully he leaves out the explosions 😉
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Haha. He sounds like my kinda little guy 😉
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Hulk! Hulk! Hulk! LOL
I’m relatively certain once each of my girls got to the ‘just before winter break’ of the first year at middle school and said, “If you make me go to school, I’ll just die.”
Of course, adults feel like that before the holidays, too. 😉
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Ha! Time for a mental health day 😉
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You know, they have all lived through it… 😉
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We haven’t gotten any good ones other than “I’m smart enough” from the 5 year old. One time Crash tried to get out of brushing his teeth because the batteries died in his electric toothbrush died.
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LOL Cross off that last *died.
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LOL nice try, Crash!
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We got a laugh from it, for sure.
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Imagine where society would be if he’d had time to work on that Hulk DNA!
Love this 🙂
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Haha!
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I’m guessing Kellogg’s wouldn’t pay for product placement so you scrambled their cereal 🙂
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Haha! 😀
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Hahaha Nice catch! I totally missed that!
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Ten points to him! I bet if he wrote a note to his teacher saying the things he wanted to work on instead of his homework, s/he’d have given him extra credit just because of him knowing DNA. SO cool!
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He used to really catch people off guard when he’d talk about DNA and stuff like that when he was 4 or 5! “I’m a man of science” 😀
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He doesn’t need school at all, he seems to know how to make a good point from a very young age!!
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Haha he’ll tell you in a second that he knows all he needs to know 😀
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Smart boy. He might go into politics, brace yourself!
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Gah! Hopefully he’d do better some some of our current politicians!
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I’m sure he will. He’s smart. Not a common trait among politicians
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Okay, your little man has a little DNA from this clan. My little lady here would rather build paper airplanes than “waste” her precious time doing school. Infact she leaves the reading thing to me or her old man. These little bosses are something else 🤓.
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Haha! Trick her into doing some measuring and learning about angles while she’s building those planes. 😀
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Her big man here has her all in. The big man is an engineer. They speak a numbers language that doesn’t apply to me at all😂.
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Lol!!
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Oh, the best in my house is when they aren’t really awake and they say things like, “The balloon is flat and won’t take me there.”
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Haha! 😀
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😂🙆
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